40 Kata-kata Inspiratif Lucu dalam Bahasa Inggris, Singkat dan Mengena

1. "Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day."

2. "My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry."

3. "Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

4. "I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and i eat it."

5. "I'm not lazy, i'm just very relaxed."

6. "Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die."

7. "I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge."

8. "I'm not short! My height is just cute."

9. "Lazy rule: can't reach it. Don't need it."

10. "With great power comes great electricity bill."

11. "Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk."

12. "Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years."

13. "The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

14. "People say you can't live without love, but i think oxygen is more important."

15. "The road to success is always under construction."

16. "I am too lazy to be lazy."

17. "Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer." - Ellen DeGeneres

18. "If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?" - Jerry Seinfeld

19. "It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste."

20. "Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." - Will Rogers

21. "If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out." - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

22. "If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments." - Steven Wright

23. "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain

24. "When nothing is going right, go left."

25. "Sane is boring." - R.A. Salvatore

26. "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

27. "I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money." - Pablo Picasso

28. "Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect."

29. "Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions."

30. "My brain has too many tabs open."

31. "I don't even believe myself when i say i'll be ready in 5 minutes."

32. "Sometimes i want to go back in time and punch myself in the face."

33. "I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people." - Rodney Dangerfield

34. "My fake plants died because i did not pretend to water them." - Mitch Hedberg

35. "My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now i drink in front of a mirror." - Rodney Dangerfield

36. "Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too."

37. "I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why i'm right."

38. "Work hard, nap hard." - Demi Lovato

39. "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." - Henry Kissinger

40. "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." - George Carlin

Sumber: Quoteambition, Wisdom Quotes