47 Kata-kata Lucu Bahasa Inggris untuk Bio Instagrammu biar Makin Memikat

1. I'm starting to like Instagram, which is weird because i hate pictures.

2. God bless this hot mess.

3. I absolutely hate Instagram and anything else having to do with hashtags.

4. I'm not sure how many problems i have because math is one of them.

5. I'm here to avoid friends on Facebook.

6. Can someone tell me my Instagram username i locked myself out and i do not know what to do.

7. You're too rad to be sad.

8. Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

9. Every storm runs out of the rain.

10. Recovering ice cream addict.

11. Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.

12. Don't think for a second that i actually care what you have to say.

13. Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Blogger. I'm very busy and awesome.

14. Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on Facebook.

15. Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

16. Stay classy.

17. You know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

18. All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.

19. I looked at my Instagram photos and realized i look beautiful.

20. I'm not glad it’s "Friday" i'm glad it's "Today". Love your life 7 days a week.

21. I still don't understand Twitter, but here i am.

22. If I could sum up my life in one line i would die of embarrassment.

23. Just keep swimming.

24. Funny Instagram Bios.

25. The only person on Instagram who doesn't claim to be a social media guru.

26. Are you a banker because i'd like you to leave me a loan.

27. The fat on my body is a designer.

28. To infinity and beyond.

29. Naturally and artificially flavored.

30. Anyone knows my Instagram username not making a new account again.

31. Where the hell am i, and how did i get here?

32. Life is dumb and i want to sleep.

33. If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.

34. A human. Being.

35. Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.

36. You is kind, you is smart, you is important.

37. I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think i am joking.

38. There shouldn't be a fear of getting old. It’s the fear of not getting there that scares me.

39. OMG no one cares.

40. Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.

41. That awkward moment you get accepted to all the schools you applied for.

42. I'm real and i hope some of my followers are too.

43. Born at a very young age.

44. Fabulous ends in "us" coincidence? I think not.

45. Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.

46. Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.

47. I think it's weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram nowadays.

Sumber: Tricksmaze

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