40 Kata-kata Lucu dalam Bahasa Inggris tentang Hubungan Cinta, Gombalan Sukses Bikin Ngakak

1. "What kind of ship has two mates but no captain? A relationship."

2. "There are two times men don't understand women. Before and after marriage."

3. "Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die."

4. "How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring."

5. "Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

6. "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke, who? Luke into my eyes and tell me that you love me."

7. "Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry, who? Harry up and kiss me!"

8. "I love a man with confidence. Without that, what's left to destroy?"

9. "Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!"

10. "You are just like my car because you drive me crazy."

11. "Whenever your ex gf says, 'You'll never find someone like me', the answer to that is, 'That’s the point'."

12. "What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock."

13. "I don't know your name yet, but it must be Wi-Fi because I am feeling such a strong connection here."

14. "Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art."

15. "Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day? Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?"

16. "My husband said he needed more space. I locked him outside."

17. "Let's commit the perfect crime together. I'll steal your heart and you can steal mine."

18. "Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?" Student: "A heart attack"."

19. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

20. "I bought my ex-girlfriend a mood ring for her birthday. When she's happy, it turns blue. When she's angry, it leaves a big red circle on my face."

21. "I think you might be suffering from a lack of vitamin me."

22. "On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me."

23. "I know of no one who is happily married. Except my husband."

24. "What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you."

25. "Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: I don’t know. What are my choices? Wife: Yes or no."

26. "My girlfriend asked me if i ever wanted to get married. Apparently, "when i meet the right girl" was the wrong answer."

27. "Girlfriend: "Am i pretty or ugly?" Boyfriend: "You're both". Girlfriend: "What do you mean?" Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly".

28. "The funniest joke of all time is my love life."

29. "Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

30. "Wife: "In my dream, i saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring". Husband: "I had the same dream and i saw your dad paying the bill".

31. "If i have to choose between men and shoes, i will choose shoes. They tend to last longer."

32. "I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you."

33. "How do you keep your husband from reading your emails? Label the folder, 'Instruction Manuals'."

34. "If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife."

35. "Forget about the butterflies. When i am with you, i feel the whole zoo."

36. "You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away."

37. "The shortest sentence, 'I am'. The longest sentence, 'I do'."

38. "Don't break anybody’s heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206."

39. "Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!"

40. "You cannot buy love, but you can still pay heavily for it."

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