40 Kata-Kata Lucu dalam Bahasa Inggris, Bikin Ngakak dan Menghibur

1. "In life only three things are certain: death, Adobe updates and taxes." - Trevor Noah

2. "School: 2+2=4

Homework: 2+2+4=8

Exam: Leila has 2 apples, her train left 9 minutes early, Calculate the sun's mass."

3. "I don't care what others say or think about me, at least I am attractive to mosquitoes."

4. "Life is tough when you are always talking to people smarter than you." - Chetan Bhagat

5. "The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice…" - Chetan Bhagat

6. "It's better not to argue with women." - Vladimir Putin

7. "The pretty girl is always right." - Chetan Bhagat

8. "If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss." - Bill Gates

9. "After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful." - Navjot Sidhu

10. "The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one." - Franklin P. Jones

11. "What i do when i see someone pretty

I stare,

I smile,

Then when i get tired i put the mirror down."

12. "I wonder how people find their true love. I can't even find my one sock from its pair."

13. "I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life – if I die next Thursday."

14. "You can run from your problems, unless your problem is a Cheetah."

15. "During a test, when the teacher passed by, you cover your answers with your hand, so that the teacher cannot see how stupid you are."

16. "When i was a child i thought nap time was a punishment, now that i'm a mom i think nap time is a vacation."

17. "Tuesday is Monday's Ugly Sister."

18. "Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite."

19. "Hello, Monday. May i ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don't you have a hobby?"

20. "I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage to ask for extra ketchup at McDonal'’s."

21. Kapil : What are you doing nowadays?

Man : PHD

Kapil : Wao, Doctor

Man : No its Pizza Home Delievery

22. She: My love close your eyes and tell me what you see.

Me: Nothing.

She: This is my life without you.

Me: Now close your eyes and tell me what you see.

She: Nothing.

Me: This is what I feel for you...

23. "Do something good, no one sees it…Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it…"

24. "If worrying were an Olympic sport, you'd get the gold for sure."

25. "Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame." - Laurence J. Peter

26. "I'm 97% sure you don't like me. But i'm 100% sure i don't care." - Leonardo DiCaprio

27. "A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before i hit him in the face with a watermelon."

28. "I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass'." - Phyllis Diller

29. "When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics."

30. "When my girlfriend is angry, i go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if i'm single again."

31. Boyfriend: Want to see a magic trick?

Girlfriend: Sure

Boyfriend: Poof! You're single!

32. "Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?" - Charles Saatchi

33. "Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon." - Charles M. Schulz

34. Man : Which is the oldest animal on earth?

Kapil : Zebra. Because it is still white and black.

35. My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?'

I answered: I don't know, love you, talk to you later'

Mother: Ok, I'll ask your sister

36. "I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and i was sick of them."

37. "I will not be impressed with technology until i can download food from the internet.

38. "Poor : When you have too much month at the end of your money."

39. "The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are."

40. "Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, Nooooooo."

Sumber: CoolNsmart

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