40 Kata-Kata Lucu buat Status WA dalam Bahasa Inggris

1. "SALARY – Something which comes at 2G speed and goes away at 4G speed."

2. "Please God if you can't make me slim make my friends FAT!"

3. "Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up!"

4. "Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?"

5. "Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world."

6. "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket."

7. "Relax, it's the weekend, just don't blink or it will be all over."

8. "I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early."

9. "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."

10. "I wish my wallet came with free refills."

11. "Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90-year-old, the body of a 20-year-old, and the energy of a 3-year-old."

12. "Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer."

13. "Women's apology: I'm sorry, but it was your fault."

14. "Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my WhatsApp status."

15. "Happiness is when "last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing"..."

16. "The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight!"

17. "I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun."

18. "I'm too lazy to stop being lazy."

19. "Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!"

20. "My prince is not coming on a white horse… He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost."

21. "Hey, I'll be back in five minutes. If I'm not, just read this message again."

22. "Sleep is my drug… my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police."

23. "I'm so tired, my tired is tired."

24. "God is really creative, I mean… just look at me."

25. "I'm naturally funny because my whole life is a joke."

26. "I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food."

27. "Dear God, there is a bug in your software. It’s called Monday; please fix it."

28. "I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi."

29. "Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork."

30. "3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet."

31. "Everybody wishes they could go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

32. "Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, Still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!"

33. "If the school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking."

34. "True friendship: Walking into a person's house and having your Wi-Fi connect automatically."

35. "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

36. "Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal."

37. "Yes, I do bad things, but I do them well."

38. "Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking."

39. "At least mosquitoes are attracted to me."

40. "They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?"

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